I don't have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out? Do you live in a corn field, cause I'm stalking you. Are you a fruit, because Honeydew you know how fine you look right now? I’m not a hoarder but I really want to keep you forever. Below is a Dad joke that has been used on Tinder for a while now. They’re easy to tell, everyone knows what to expect, and they can also be a great ice-breaker. You might want to save it for a little later, and then try again once you’ve figured out their humor.
Let me tie your shoes, cause I don’t want you falling for anyone else. Let’s make your match’s day and send them something funny and interesting.